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John Marston 

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An outlaw who can't fucking swim.
John Marston learned he couldn't swim by the bad way.
John Marston by Mrnorrator November 16, 2020
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John Marston 

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The character in Red Dead Redemption that you play as.
Father of John (Jack) Marston Jr.
Husband of Abigale Marston
Former gang member with Bill Williamson, Dutch Van Der Linde and Javier Escuella
John Marston is one bad ass cowboy.
John Marston by Stephan Q June 24, 2010
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John Marston 

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1) A badass!

2) A loyal friend. In spite some character flaws such as not being able to swim.

3) One who is the opposite of a simp.
John Marston defied his wife's protest to walked up a mountain taking out shit heads left and right to avenge a fellow fallen bad ass.
John Marston by Darth Ruin December 28, 2023
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John Marston’d

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To be outnumbered by your enemies and shot many times
“Dude it’s 1 v 7, he’s not clutchi- yeah there we go, John Marston’d.”
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classic john marston theme 

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the best music in the red dead serries
A:did you play the epilage of red dead redemption 2
B:no
A; becasse they reused the classic john marston theme in it
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John Marstoned

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When a certain character, antagonist, or protagonist gets shot multiple times by multiple people, either by automatic or single fire weapons. Used summarily in surprise or shock.
"Holy Sh*t! He just got John Marstoned!"
John Marstoned by Fwuffy Kitten September 28, 2021
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No Surprises Wedding

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A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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ulzzang 

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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK

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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
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