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John Jay Middle School 

A social hierarchy ruled by kids compensating for their own deep insecurities by putting others down. It could be anything from your clothes to your sexuality to the TV shows you watch. Have fun, you're stuck there for 3 years!
"I survived John Jay Middle School."
"How'd you do it?"
"All I had to do was give up my individuality."
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john jay middle school 

The most spoiled, pathetic, disgusting, fake, trendfollowing school in the omniverse, ruled by drama and kids trying to be cool, every child gets whatever they want. Sports teams are pretty terrible but if you're on them you are automaticly popular. Fake relationships that last for 2 seconds pop up every week and are autistic. Cancerous shit like jeffy memes rule the school and there is a social hierarchy on Instagram and Snapchat, every student here should change their ways cuz their cancerous, except for me.
Yo that jjms school is fucked up fam.
YOU SEE THAT NEW JEFFY VIDEO ITS HOT AF IN JJMS RN
OH SHITT MY INSTAGRAM POST WAS SO ARTSY ALL OF JJMS LIKED IT
Bruh we have to survive 3 years of this john jay middle school hellhole.
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
Word of the Day on May 18, 2026