joemike 

His parents couldn’t decide on Joseph or Michael, so they went with both. He’s a great kid. He can be a little mean sometimes, but still he’s great. He’s hella hot, encouraging, and witty. He’s dated many girls, but he never badmouths them. He is a true friend and he is insecure. He has lots of friends, many of which find him annoying. So he is kinda disliked, but liked the same amount.

Girl: Joemike is so funnyy
Boy: eh... kinda
Girl: I like his personality

Boy: yeah I guess he is pretty dope

joemike by OneOfTheOwldMasters May 16, 2021

Joemire 

The term "joemire" is quirky and relatable so duck you

My friend the nigka the cat is a "Joemire"

Joemire by bruh bruh joey September 15, 2020

joemire 

The term joemire is funny shut the fuck up

joemire

joemire by bruh bruh joey September 15, 2020

johmike 

A Johmike is someone who has recently been circumcised.

Guy 1: Guys I just got rid of my hood!
Guy 2: Bro you’re still wearing a hoodie wdym?
Guy 1: Nah man my other one, downstairs.
All guys: Start chanting* JOHMIKE! JOHMIKE!

johmike by Requis Jontavious July 16, 2021