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1. slang for police officer 2. Someone working for the U.S. government
bob: hey dude he looks like a johagan lets get out of here
johagan by Crizzle McGizzle May 13, 2008
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One of the best person you will ever meet in your whole life. Very intelligent and kind. If you have Johaan as your friend, then you are very lucky.
I wish i had someone who is like Johaan
Johaan by 123zxc November 29, 2021
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The sexiest man alive.
Johaan is a sexy fuck
johaan by Ian Zentner March 9, 2017
Not a lucky charm frootloop looking mf
Very kind and attractive

His interest are sports and poetry
Valerie loves johanan
Johanan by Jojojaiijaii June 2, 2020
A quiet and nice boy, he seems a chill person to hang out with.He likes to wear flannel shirts and vans, people might think he’s bad influence but he’s a sweetheart.
Why does Johanan sits by himself
Johanan by A sad boy November 21, 2021
One of the best person you will ever meet, the best gamer in the group, who is the sexiest man alive with a monstrous cock.
Damn, I wish I was Johaan
Johaan by ΨλΜΖ March 20, 2022
A bossy, impatient guy who acts like he is smarter than everyone else and flexes it, but in reality is just good at memorising. Basically an evil canadian
Johaan: I’M SMARTER THAN ALL OF YOU
Everyone else: Yep that’s Johaan
Johaan by Imnotadumbguy February 2, 2022
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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