jog hog

Obese woman that dresses up in full jogging gear and then walks all or the vast majority of her "run."

That fatass Beth spends 20 minutes putting on her running outfit then walks the whole thing! She's a real jog hog!!

by puffdragon979 April 8, 2007

hog n jog

The act of fornicating an exceptionally large woman and leaving immediatly after.

Did you see the size of that chick Chris L. took home?

Yea he likes to hog n jog.

by brianlovesfatchicks January 11, 2008

hog n jog

To eat as much as you can at a restaurant and leave without paying.

Let's go to Stake n Shake for a hog n jog.

Girlfriend: "How are we going to pay for this meal?"
Boyfriend: "We're gonna Hog n jog babe!"

by The one and only Pino December 9, 2008

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the most intense dare ever to be wielded by anyone. cannot back out of it no matter what or chaotic things will happen.

DUDE! I double dog triple frog quadruple hog quintuple log sextuple blog septuple clog octuple old grog nonuple cog decaple flog duodecaple fast jog tredecaple prologue dare you to stick your dick in the blender.

by Keepo123 October 25, 2015