JOG

What yuppies do early in the morning to stay in shape.
Brad and Fred are going to jog in Central Park tomorrow.
by Truth hurts March 12, 2003
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JOG

Jewish Occupied Government (ie, the United States). See also ZOG.
the JOG government sent more money to israel
by zaog December 03, 2004
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Jog on

Get lost; piss off.

British slang, wrongly believed by many to originate from the 2004 Nick Love film "The Football Factory".

The expression, however, has a far longer history - dating back in Scotland to at least the 1640s, when it appears in Francis Semphill's popular song "Maggie Lauder"
Jog on your gait, ye blatherskate,
My name is Maggie Lauder.

(Get on your way, you bletherer,
My name is Maggie Lauder.)
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Jogging

Me and dequarius went jogging in uptown
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Jog on

An insult, meaning 'fuck off'; from the British film "The Football Factory"

One of those great, frequently relevant one-liners. Now hijacked by chavs, making it sound less impressive than when it was only quoted by those who'd actually seen the movie.
"Jog on you muggy little cunt!"
by therealrichieedwards January 04, 2006
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jogging

It's a new fad. Apparently, you just run... for an extended period of time. It's supposed to be wild.
John: I just went jogging.
Mary: When in Rome
by Mr. Incredible January 12, 2005
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JoG

When someone is trying to feed you shit and you listen but you are just jacking off mentally cause you know it is just a bunch of fucking BS and then suddenly you let out an unconscious facial expression about the pleasure you feel jacking off mentally to their BS.
Rene: Luis, I didn't couldn't change the language on the website.
Luis the Deportable: JoG
Rene: Oh yeah yoshi, you think I am lying.
by Yesid821010 January 29, 2016
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