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Joesexual 

A sexual proclivity, fetish or casual interest in seeing Latino men in pink underwear. Originated by Joe Arpaio, the Arizona sheriff controversial for his interest in Latino men and his bragging about making prisoners wear pink boxers.
The way that guy talks about prosecuting immigrants makes me wonder if he might be joesexual.

While you might think that Hombres Caliente is a women's magazine, it's primary demographic is joesexuals.
Joesexual by DezertDBack November 30, 2009

Joesexual 

Joesexual is a new sexuality created by one sex guru named Lily Reverie IV where you are sexually attracted to someone’s shoes instead of the person. Some studies also find that 5% of them also sexually attracted to nostrils!
MARCKQ: Inui, what is your sexuality?
INUI: Hm, i don’t really know tbh but i find that nostrils turns me on. Like, the reason i’m in love with Josephus is because of his nostrils. He is also a good guy tho!

MARCKQ: WOW! Inui this is rare but i think your sexuality is Joesexual!!!
INUI: zamn~ IM JOESEXUAL!!!! OUGHHHHHH
Joesexual by inuwee June 30, 2022

Joesexual 

Thinking you're straight when you're actually gay, bi, or pan.
Ex 1:
X: I am heterosexual!
Y: I've seen you picking up dudes. You're so Joesexual."

Ex 2:
X: "I'm not JOESEXUAL! I'm STRAIGHT!!"
Joesexual by Yashieee June 29, 2023

joesexual 

the feeling you get when you see pictures of joe keery
i saw joe keery and now im joesexual
joesexual by boi dumb November 9, 2017

Joesexual/Joeromantic 

Joesexual- Sexual attraction to Joe mama
Joeromantic- Romantic attraction to Joe mama
Person 1- I think I'm Joesexual/Joeromantic...
Person 2- What's that?

Person 1- I'd fuck Joe mama.

JinSexual 

Having a sexual attraction to Shounen Jin
I’m JinSexual
JinSexual by Dr.tenma 00 January 11, 2021

Josexual 

It is when you're gay for Ms Josephine Langford
I watched a edit of Ms Josephine Langford and now I'm Josexual
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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