joefitz
When you're going to go get a submarine sandwich in New Jersey, but you're too stupid so you actually shove it up your but then you wake up the next day and a sandwich in your butt.
Get the joefitz mug.
Joefit
Joefit is totally Cool person. He's caring and (often, sometimes) very generous. He loves spending time with hes friends. Although he is someone who is more emotionally reactive and who is easily moved but still you are lucy to call him a friend. He's someone you can trust with every embarrassing story of your life. However something very annoying but still a good friend. He's also a passionate person in leisure time. You are greatfull for having a unique Joefit in your life (bla bla).
Joefit is totally Cool person. He's caring and (often, sometimes) very generous. He loves spending time with hes friends. Although he is someone who is more emotionally reactive and who is easily moved but still you are lucy to call him a friend. He's someone you can trust with every embarrassing story of your life. However something very annoying but still a good friend. He's also a passionate person in leisure time. You are greatfull for having a unique Joefit in your life (bla bla).
Joefit by -YouR Fiends June 9, 2021
Joe Fitz
When you are smoking a huge joink in New Jersey and then go to get a submarine Italian sub but are too fat and stupid so you end up just getting it shoved in your butt somehow and you wake up the next morning with a sub coming out of your butt
Joe Fitz by Kyle Drake May 1, 2019
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026
ankle biter
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026