joefitz
When you're going to go get a submarine sandwich in New Jersey, but you're too stupid so you actually shove it up your but then you wake up the next day and a sandwich in your butt.
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Joefit
Joefit is totally Cool person. He's caring and (often, sometimes) very generous. He loves spending time with hes friends. Although he is someone who is more emotionally reactive and who is easily moved but still you are lucy to call him a friend. He's someone you can trust with every embarrassing story of your life. However something very annoying but still a good friend. He's also a passionate person in leisure time. You are greatfull for having a unique Joefit in your life (bla bla).
Joefit is totally Cool person. He's caring and (often, sometimes) very generous. He loves spending time with hes friends. Although he is someone who is more emotionally reactive and who is easily moved but still you are lucy to call him a friend. He's someone you can trust with every embarrassing story of your life. However something very annoying but still a good friend. He's also a passionate person in leisure time. You are greatfull for having a unique Joefit in your life (bla bla).
Joefit by -YouR Fiends June 9, 2021
Joe Fitz
When you are smoking a huge joink in New Jersey and then go to get a submarine Italian sub but are too fat and stupid so you end up just getting it shoved in your butt somehow and you wake up the next morning with a sub coming out of your butt
Joe Fitz by Kyle Drake May 1, 2019
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A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
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The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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