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cockpiece 

a jewel encrested or otherwise extravagent exterior shell worn over the penis. Not a dildo.
"Hey dude check out my cockpiece."
cockpiece by Metalocolypse March 21, 2007
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cockpiece 

your dick, when you are holding onto it with one hand, like it was a gun or an implement of destruction and aiming it at an orifice waiting to be violated.
I took my cockpiece out and jammed it directly into my girlfriend's swollen cock throat without hesitation. She's a whore.
cockpiece by infiniti August 15, 2003

jokepiece 

1.) person who cannot be taken seriously; failure at life
2.) person who gets shot in the head
3.) rocket launcher

combination of joke and domepiece.
Damn, you just got beam rifle'd in the head you jokepiece.
jokepiece by IRA4ever May 13, 2005

cockpiece 

the area of one's pants in which contraband can be stored, for example a bottle of alcohol on the way into a club or concert. named for it's proximity to the male genitalia.
guy number one: dude they're gonna confiscate my gin.
guy number two: chill brotha, put it in your cockpiece. they'll never find that shit.
cockpiece by steve aoki March 29, 2011

cockpiece 

You know... a wang.
"Lick up this cockpiece, slut."
cockpiece by JayR August 27, 2003

Johnpiece 

Anything or anyone the redeems useless or of no importance to you. It may be mixed together with any other words you feel necessary. if you mix it with another word You usually take out the word Piece.
Lets tip that tool over whose taking a deuce in the port-o-john; Give me that johnpiece.
Johnpiece by Nevin Hendricks October 23, 2007
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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