jockpiece 

a penis

"The girlies were flocking to my jockpiece because they got wind it was large and ready for them"

jockpiece by Big Louie FatFingers Ham Hands March 15, 2014

cockpiece 

a jewel encrested or otherwise extravagent exterior shell worn over the penis. Not a dildo.

"Hey dude check out my cockpiece."

cockpiece by Metalocolypse March 21, 2007

cockpiece 

your dick, when you are holding onto it with one hand, like it was a gun or an implement of destruction and aiming it at an orifice waiting to be violated.

I took my cockpiece out and jammed it directly into my girlfriend's swollen cock throat without hesitation. She's a whore.

cockpiece by infiniti August 15, 2003

jokepiece 

1.) person who cannot be taken seriously; failure at life
2.) person who gets shot in the head
3.) rocket launcher

combination of joke and domepiece.

Damn, you just got beam rifle'd in the head you jokepiece.

jokepiece by IRA4ever May 13, 2005

cockpiece 

the area of one's pants in which contraband can be stored, for example a bottle of alcohol on the way into a club or concert. named for it's proximity to the male genitalia.

guy number one: dude they're gonna confiscate my gin.
guy number two: chill brotha, put it in your cockpiece. they'll never find that shit.

cockpiece by steve aoki March 29, 2011

cockpiece 

You know... a wang.

"Lick up this cockpiece, slut."

cockpiece by JayR August 27, 2003

Johnpiece 

Anything or anyone the redeems useless or of no importance to you. It may be mixed together with any other words you feel necessary. if you mix it with another word You usually take out the word Piece.

Lets tip that tool over whose taking a deuce in the port-o-john; Give me that johnpiece.

Johnpiece by Nevin Hendricks October 23, 2007