jobby dobber 

"jobby dobber": Lochwinnoch variant of the word "jobby: meaning poo or shit, or preferably shite; "dobber" meaning willy/penis/cock/punter/wang. The phrase translates in English as "shitty dick".

"Jobby Dobber": As in, "Last night I got a shitty dick, a shitty dick, a shit on my dick" (courtesy of Fuck Hogg and Gang).

jobby dobber by Chaz Dik Slitz April 1, 2014

Jobbylobber 

obscure weidgie (glaswegian):

someone who talks shit. A liar with extremely far fetched stories.

To lob a jobby

he's a pure jobbylobber by the way

to lob a jobby,

jobbylobbing

Jobbylobber by drhooss July 11, 2011

jobbyjobber 

An object the name of which presently escapes the speaker, like "whatchamacallit" or "thingamajig." This word is a placeholder article.

"Hand me that jobbyjobber."
"Have you seen my jobbyjobber?"

jobbyjobber by whipsmart626 October 18, 2008

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004