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jo jo jo 

Santa's cry if he was Mexican.
jo jo jo by Leonthelion October 22, 2010
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Jo Jo JOE 

You motherfucker. You think you can define joe? That hard ass motherfucker will fuck your shit into the fourteenth dimension and back. How about this. He bites into a dorito loco taco and the eighty four women closest to him orgasm so hard their vaginas start vibrating. At this point, the dopamines literally start leaking out of their ears, nose and mouth, sometimes causing asphyxiation and/or divorce.
jo jo JOe

pickled Jo-Jo 

To give the girl a pickly taste;
to stick your penis in a pickle jar and give the girl a brand new flavor.*
So your mom likes pickled jo-jo's
pickled Jo-Jo by Carl Sanchez February 8, 2008

Jo-jo zzilla 

A woman or girl who is on a rage
Or terrible terror fit like GODZILLA
GOES THRU TOKYO CITY

DOPE FEINING FOR THE BASE LINE

SUPER FIRE POWER!!Jo-jo zzilla
' Rene '!Oh my LORD did you see that Jo-jo zzilla girl ok lok at her ass I bet she is one of those Rap artists girlfriend

' Henry ' NO SEE IS A Jo-jo zzilla look out here she comes down the street Everyone run for your Life's and don't look in her eyes she'll want to TALK! Jo-jo zzilla
Jo-jo zzilla by H.D. the man! November 30, 2022
Seasoned, fried potato wedge, larger than a french fry. Localized usage in the Pacific Northwest.
Your jo-jos are too bland. You need to add some Johnny's.
jo-jo by Joel Shaver February 25, 2008
Guy 1 : yo look at this land shark
guy 2 : yeah probs name it jo jo
jo jo by Jo Jo the Land Shark May 22, 2018
a slang word for weed/cannibis/joint/spliff/bifta ect
person 1: you got any jo jo ?

person 2: yer do u want sum on my jojo?

person 1: yer mayte gotta love the jojo

person 2: so do i mmmmm jo jo !!
jo jo by jo jo lover October 31, 2008
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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