JMike 

A philosophy nerd who drones on and on about stance-indepedent normative intentional states but won't answer his best friend's texts.

"He's such a JMike, he thinks life is all about philosophy."

JMike by Graham Opioid June 30, 2023

jmike 

If you say “normative” three times, he will appear.

“Hey dude I just met Graham Oppy”

“Do NOT let jmike know”

jmike by NORMATIVE STALLION June 30, 2023

Jike

To frequently and consistently post or comment something after someone else has already done so. This term is mostly used when talking about roller coasters but can also be applicable to everyday life. It is meant to be endearing rather than derogatory. Jike can be used as a noun or a verb.

"That was a jike"
"Haha whoops I just jiked"

Jike by Log Flume Enthusiast February 19, 2023

jimiked 

to be mauled, chopped up, hacked,sliced-n-diced, chainsawed, knifed, wood-chipped, ran-over-by an Ice cream truck, randomly destroyed, pushed down the steps, speared, hammered, serial crushed, crow-barred, pipe-wrenched, burnt to a crisp via Flamethrower, pick-axed, cinder-blocked, lawn-mowed, and any other way of meeting or nearly meeting your demise in a horror or B-rated horror films. Dedicated to all of the John and Jane Doe's that brutally died in horror/cheesy-B/thrillers/chillers.

Holy shit!" yelled Shamte and Watercloud, "that dude just got jimiked!!

jimiked by Abnormelli April 10, 2011

Jikey 

An imaginary cross between a gypsy and a pikey

They look like a bit of a jikey

Jikey by Wordznting September 15, 2015

Jike

A derogatory term used to describe a citizen or someone related to New Jersey

“Hi John what state are you from”. “Thanks for asking chad I’m from New Jersey”. “Oh I didnt know your a jike”.

Jike by Pattio1234 January 18, 2022

Boom Jike 

To boom a jike is not only an act of kindness, but an act of charity. Appreciate it, say thank you, and return the favour when someone performs a Jike Booming on you.

"Damnnnn that's a nice jike!"
"I'd like to boom your jike sir, may I?"
"Dad? Can you boom my jike?"
"I'll slit your nan's jike wide open kiddo"
"your nan's jike is saggy af dude"
"Boom Jike"

Boom Jike by xXJikeBoomerXx420P00ti5m4n April 6, 2017