JMike
A philosophy nerd who drones on and on about stance-indepedent normative intentional states but won't answer his best friend's texts.
JMike by Graham Opioid June 30, 2023
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jmike by NORMATIVE STALLION June 30, 2023
Jike
To frequently and consistently post or comment something after someone else has already done so. This term is mostly used when talking about roller coasters but can also be applicable to everyday life. It is meant to be endearing rather than derogatory. Jike can be used as a noun or a verb.
Jike by Log Flume Enthusiast February 19, 2023
jimiked
to be mauled, chopped up, hacked,sliced-n-diced, chainsawed, knifed, wood-chipped, ran-over-by an Ice cream truck, randomly destroyed, pushed down the steps, speared, hammered, serial crushed, crow-barred, pipe-wrenched, burnt to a crisp via Flamethrower, pick-axed, cinder-blocked, lawn-mowed, and any other way of meeting or nearly meeting your demise in a horror or B-rated horror films. Dedicated to all of the John and Jane Doe's that brutally died in horror/cheesy-B/thrillers/chillers.
jimiked by Abnormelli April 10, 2011
Jikey
Jikey by Wordznting September 15, 2015
Jike
“Hi John what state are you from”. “Thanks for asking chad I’m from New Jersey”. “Oh I didnt know your a jike”.
Jike by Pattio1234 January 18, 2022
Boom Jike
To boom a jike is not only an act of kindness, but an act of charity. Appreciate it, say thank you, and return the favour when someone performs a Jike Booming on you.
"Damnnnn that's a nice jike!"
"I'd like to boom your jike sir, may I?"
"Dad? Can you boom my jike?"
"I'll slit your nan's jike wide open kiddo"
"your nan's jike is saggy af dude"
"Boom Jike"
"I'd like to boom your jike sir, may I?"
"Dad? Can you boom my jike?"
"I'll slit your nan's jike wide open kiddo"
"your nan's jike is saggy af dude"
"Boom Jike"
Boom Jike by xXJikeBoomerXx420P00ti5m4n April 6, 2017
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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