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biscuit joining
biscuit joining by ajuicycreamypancake June 7, 2017
joining the conservative party
euphemism for masturbation
stemmed from a conversation on the sexual practices of an acquaitance but is also a dig at the UK conservative party.
stemmed from a conversation on the sexual practices of an acquaitance but is also a dig at the UK conservative party.
"I've just completed my membership form for the conservative party."
"I'm a paid up member of the conservative party."
"He's off joining the conservative party."
"there comes a time in every boys life when they ... join the conservative party." (original origin)
"I'm a paid up member of the conservative party."
"He's off joining the conservative party."
"there comes a time in every boys life when they ... join the conservative party." (original origin)
joining the conservative party by cathryn July 30, 2006
Free jining
Free jining by Applemartini-purpledinosaur-chocolaterain June 21, 2008
Is Syafinaz Binte Zonal joining CDNZA K-pop label?
Is Syafinaz Binte Zonal joining CDNZA K-pop label? by Kmqq April 22, 2023
joining the league of penis
"Think I'll be joining the league of penis tonight."
"If you're gonna jerk it, why League? Just use the hub or something"
"Nah."
"If you're gonna jerk it, why League? Just use the hub or something"
"Nah."
joining the league of penis by whenyou89 October 28, 2020
Joining your hits
Joining your hits by Ktbswagg November 2, 2021
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