Jizzy Shit

Another name for the not-so-popular MTV show Jersey Show.

God, I can't believe you douschebags watch Jizzy Shit.

by Blackshirts 4EVER January 11, 2011

Jizzy-Shit Paint

The concept of Jizzy-Shit Paint first appeared in a UN directive, aimed at providing an affordable and renewable source of paint for poorer nations. Scientists believed that a combination of whale semen and horse shit could be used to paint the walls of peoples homes at minimal cost. Plans were to create factories where the jizz and shit would be sucked out of the animals involved and emptied into large vats. However, when Kofi Annan got wind of the idea, he reportedly addressed the individuals involved with the line: "Damn, you motherfuckers are crazy, who's gonna want a house that smells of Whale Queef?!!"

I really question Bobby's interior design techniques...I mean, I'm all for minimalism, but his choice of Jizzy-Shit Paint gives the room an oppressive stench.

by Roofus Wainwright June 14, 2007

When you jizz on shit

sam wanted creamy pepper on her hotdog

When a guy jizz on the female and takes a shit on the same spot
When you jizz on shit

by Mjmking3773 July 31, 2016

jizzshit muffin

A muffin that it looks like a group of guys jizzed on it and then another guy came and took a shit on the jizz mountain.
Can also be used as a compliment

"Yo look at these jizzshit muffins i baked"
"Dam u look like a real jizzshit muffin today <3"

by chrissstossss October 7, 2020

jizzshit

The act of expelling spaff from one's anal passage after engaging in sodomy. Not to be confused with passing a combination of semen and faeces.

"If I don't jizzshit soon, it's gonna run down my legs..."

by Keshu May 27, 2005