jizbolt

a jizbolt a male ejaculation so strong it leaves the penis at a whopping 120 mph and is powerful enough to crack a television screen

keep talking to me like that and im going to jisbolt your eye out

by Graham Taylor May 24, 2004

jizzbolt

A quantity of jizz fired from a lamb cannon or love musket.

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six jizzbolts or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a 44" mutton musket, the most powerful bellend in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

by brokenHaiku January 2, 2007