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One who commands multiple offering of ejaculate in their mouth without spilling amy after sucking many cocks in succession
"What about that ho at the crack party?" "Dude she took 13 cocks and never spilled a drop, a total jizz wrangler!" "Man, that's my mom!"
by munchowskysonville October 05, 2005
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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One who attains semen using a lasso
Holy shit, brah, after that bitch rode me reverse cowgirl, I called her the "Jizz Wrangler"
by Jizz Bitch November 18, 2010
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