Jizz Stain
Jizz Stain by Brony69 November 28, 2011
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Jizzstain Judy
The Key to New York City. An elusive, elderly, cockicidal woman residing in "The Village" section of lower Manhattan. It is said that if one finds her and befriends her, she will be able to get that person into the most exclusive night clubs and extravagant bars in the South Side, due to her extensive knowledge of the underground sewer system and the countless sexual favors she's given to most of the club owners and bouncers. JSJ is claimed to have been befriended by ONLY two people in the entirety of the city. This is mostly due to her nocturnal sleeping pattern and her seclusion during the daytime hours, which make her whereabouts practically impossible to find. She is also claimed to give the second greatest handjob in the city. Being outdone only by Dennis Rodman. Her name comes from the shirt she's worn since 1985.
Adolescent 1: "Oh fuck man, I had the most insane night of my life last night."
Adolescent 2: "I saw you get pulled into that manhole....what the fuck happened man?"
Adolescent 1: "You'll never believe it, but I befriended Jizzstain Judy."
Adolescent 2: "Bullshit, she's not even real."
Adolescent 1: "Whatever, at least I got an amazing handjob."
Adolescent 2: "I saw you get pulled into that manhole....what the fuck happened man?"
Adolescent 1: "You'll never believe it, but I befriended Jizzstain Judy."
Adolescent 2: "Bullshit, she's not even real."
Adolescent 1: "Whatever, at least I got an amazing handjob."
Jizzstain Judy by Pat Clements January 20, 2009
Jizzstance
Combining the well known words jizz and distance, jizzstance refers to how far one's semen can travel when ejaculating. Men are typically fascinated with their jizzstance and sometimes purposely delay sexual acts for days to establish new personal records.
Dude, I just set a new record for my jizzstance. I waited a whole week and then watched Clueless. I almost hit the TV screen when Stacey Dash made her first appearance.
Jizzstance by Rizznitz May 11, 2013
Jizzstain
A rare mishap in which the child's father is having sexually relations with another man as the child walks in. The semen then shoots and lands perfectly on the child's hair marking him for life. It is a commonly known source for embarrassment and bullying among school and friends. Most inflicted with this unfortunate incident should and do turn to suicide.
Also known as a "Joe Crowther"
Also known as a "Joe Crowther"
Jizzstain by 14400peoople221 November 14, 2011
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.