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If you've made use of the term "wet blanket" you understand that a wet blanket is someone that is just annoying, in the way, ruins the mood, etc. They're a wet blanket. No one wants a wet blanket. How can that keep you warm? How can it provide any kind of comfort? It can't. It sucks.

Out of the womb of the wet blanket came the term "jizz sock". A jizz sock is a slutty wet blanket! When you're jerking off, you just grab any old jizz sock off the floor and then throw it in the laundry bin. No one likes a jizz sock once it's been used.
Jennie: You know how you explained to me what a wet blanket is?

Kelly: Yes I do!

Jennie: Well, I thought about slutty wet blankets... why don't we call them jizz socks?

Kelly:... That... That needs to be put on urban dictionary!!! 'Yea she's a fucking jizz sock... just some shit that was lyin' around on the floor' It's PERFECT.
by jennielovely May 8, 2013
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Jizz sock

When you jizz in your condom after having sex
Girl: what's that?
guy: it's my jizz sock, sock waste : cum
by Guy92 March 25, 2010
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Crusty jizz sock

When your brother Bret whacks his pecker in your black nike sock then leaves it in your room for you to see
I found a crusty jizz sock under bret’s Bed
by Chris Fleming September 15, 2019
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Jizz Socker

A currently fictional device concept - the Jizz Soccer, Jizz Socker or Jizz Sock-ker is a two piece apparatus. One piece is conceived to have a pneumatic pumping action sleeve designed to fit over a penis and is fitted with a wireless or wired receiver. The second piece is a glove fitted with motion sensors and a transmitter. The intended function of the jizz socker is to allow the person wearing the penis sleeve to be cranked off by a complete stranger utilising the glove device in tandem with an internet connection.
"That Jizz Socker session last night was immense... ladyboy69xOxO has one hell of a grip!!"

Ready to rock with a Jizz Socker'd cock! PM me plz!! X_X
by Stick900 November 12, 2018
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Jizz in my socks

When someone touches you and you get turned on or when you watch something really sexual, like porn or a girl striping.
Friend 1: *touches your thigh*
You: ahhh, dont do that or I'll jizz in my socks.
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