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jizz sock 

If you've made use of the term "wet blanket" you understand that a wet blanket is someone that is just annoying, in the way, ruins the mood, etc. They're a wet blanket. No one wants a wet blanket. How can that keep you warm? How can it provide any kind of comfort? It can't. It sucks.

Out of the womb of the wet blanket came the term "jizz sock". A jizz sock is a slutty wet blanket! When you're jerking off, you just grab any old jizz sock off the floor and then throw it in the laundry bin. No one likes a jizz sock once it's been used.
Jennie: You know how you explained to me what a wet blanket is?

Kelly: Yes I do!

Jennie: Well, I thought about slutty wet blankets... why don't we call them jizz socks?

Kelly:... That... That needs to be put on urban dictionary!!! 'Yea she's a fucking jizz sock... just some shit that was lyin' around on the floor' It's PERFECT.
jizz sock by jennielovely May 8, 2013
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Jizz sock 

When you jizz in your condom after having sex
Girl: what's that?
guy: it's my jizz sock, sock waste : cum
Jizz sock by Guy92 March 25, 2010

Crusty jizz sock 

When your brother Bret whacks his pecker in your black nike sock then leaves it in your room for you to see
I found a crusty jizz sock under bret’s Bed
Crusty jizz sock by Chris Fleming September 15, 2019

Jizz Socker 

A currently fictional device concept - the Jizz Soccer, Jizz Socker or Jizz Sock-ker is a two piece apparatus. One piece is conceived to have a pneumatic pumping action sleeve designed to fit over a penis and is fitted with a wireless or wired receiver. The second piece is a glove fitted with motion sensors and a transmitter. The intended function of the jizz socker is to allow the person wearing the penis sleeve to be cranked off by a complete stranger utilising the glove device in tandem with an internet connection.
"That Jizz Socker session last night was immense... ladyboy69xOxO has one hell of a grip!!"

Ready to rock with a Jizz Socker'd cock! PM me plz!! X_X
Jizz Socker by Stick900 November 12, 2018

Jizz in my socks 

When someone touches you and you get turned on or when you watch something really sexual, like porn or a girl striping.
Friend 1: *touches your thigh*
You: ahhh, dont do that or I'll jizz in my socks.
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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