jizz mop 

1) An item someone uses regularly to clean up the ejaculatory fluid they expel after masturbation.

2) A person who cleans the "Nudey Booths" after a man has finished watching the show he paid for. AKA Jizz Mopper *made its way into pop culture from the 1994 cult classic 'Clerks'*

1) I had this bad-ass Nirvana T-shirt I got when I was in fourth grade, it doesnt fir anymore so I use it for a jizz mop.

2) Did you know that Jizz Moppers make 14 bucks an hour?

jizz mop by Talon Tipton January 10, 2007

jizz mop 

A human who has been ejaculated upon and is serving the function of a mop or a rag. Once the semen has been removed that person is no longer a jizz mop.

After John blew a load in Sally's face she became the hottest jizz mop around.

jizz mop by jewmanchue and c-bizzle October 16, 2003

jizz mop 

A mop used to wipe up the jizz usually left behind in the private booths of an adult theater or strip club.

"If I were you I'd use a jizz mop instead of a jizz rag to clean that load up; I'd want to stay as far away as I could from some dude's nut butter."

jizz mop by kurtsh September 7, 2008

jizz mop 

klenex...duh. what else?

fuck, i just came all over my chair. wanna hand me a jizz mop?

jizz mop by Madds December 13, 2004

Tallahassee Jizz Mop

Get a significant other or anybody to cum or squirt or even orgasm on the floor, then you squat down or do the splits and mop the Jizz, Squirt, or Orgasmic liquid up with your Vagina or Penis.

Me and Beth were so desperate for new stuff to try in sex last night so we tried the ol Tallahassee Jizz Mop and it was great!

Tallahassee Jizz Mop by Lewisdoesdefinitions September 26, 2026

Assistant Jizz-Mopper. 

The WORST job in the entire world.

Jizz Mopper: The SECOND worst job in the world. The worst, obviously, is Assistant Jizz-Mopper.
-Axa Not LAX

Assistant Jizz-Mopper. by Ozymandias42 April 8, 2006

jizz mopper 

The person(s) on the set of an adult film whose sole purpose is to clean up any stray male ejaculate (i.e. jizz) that happens to have hit the floor or furniture

My friend's dad was the jizz mopper for The Hedgehog's last film.

jizz mopper by Shit Brick July 2, 2003