A situation everyone in the corporate world inevitably faces wherein you have to bear the brunt of awkward or demeaning treatment at work and can't speak up about it because of the nature of your position, much like taking a hot steamy load of jizz to the face; unpleasant, but necessary to get ahead.
Employee 1: "I can't believe Lumbergh is making me work all weekend again!"
Employee 2: "Sorry bro, that's just the bizjizz."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!