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jizmingler

a lady of negotiable affection who frequently has several men's jiz 'mingled' in her lady bits.
'be careful if you go home with her she is a jizmingler'
jiz jizz
by gingleberry February 16, 2010
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Maodolf Jinpingler

Maodolf Jinpingler was an alternate history ruler of the Qing Republic (China). Often dubbed Maodolf Jinpingler the Legendary he is also known as 'The Christianizer of China' (for making Christianity the State Religion in china) 'the Gasser of Jews' (for his anti-semitistic policies) 'Veteran of the Battle of Niga' (for surviving the bloody battle of Niga in 1885 during the Qing-Siamese war) and sometimes jokingly 'The Conqueror of Japan' (for letting the Japanese invade Korea during the Qing conquest of Japan)
Jon: "Holy fucking shit man is that Maodolf Jinpingler the Legendary, Christianizer of China, Gasser of Jews, Veteran of the Battle of Niga and conqueror of Japan?"
Maodolf Jinpingler: "Maodolf Jinpingler"
by MAODOLF JINPINGLER November 15, 2021
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jizminge

A slang word for a weird yet funny creature that is mostly active on discord and on only fans.
That cretin over there is a real Jizminge
by mummy :) <3 March 25, 2022
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Jimingle

A JImingle is an item found on the floor that is of some use to fidget with, and an item that cannot be bought, but only found.
"Billy Bob found a pen spring on the floor, he thought it was sort of fun to play with, so he claimed it as his JImingle"
by Jimingle finder May 15, 2023
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