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jiblango 

A quandry, often involving something foul or disgusting.
I'm in a jiblango over whether to fuck the fat chick or the chick with no legs.
jiblango by Mark Snicher April 5, 2005
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A young jit who doesnt deserve the name jit. not something a jit would wanna be called
example 1: A full Jit- Yo look at that fucking jitling thinking he a real jit

example 2: A jitling- all those jits think im annoying, so they calling me a jitling
jitling by the_grown jit November 8, 2021
The land of jits
homie: “yo u tryna take a trip to Jitland?”
me: “fosho twin! ain’t that where all the jits are!?”
Jitland by moshpitterr June 28, 2023
a baby jit. not to be confused with a full grown jit. typically used as an insult. also this saying was made by jadyn
real florida jit 1: look at stupid kid over there thinking he grown

real florida jit 2: that boy a jitling if i’ve ever seen one
jitling by Jadyn the Jit August 8, 2021
The quality of being a jit
"Wsg jitalang! I aint seent you ina minute"
jitalang by Jitterlang February 9, 2024
The gay best friend.
My brothers friend is a jitliang.
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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