jimmy fuck 

a slang term much like douchebag, but used in Ireland, because "jimmy" refers to king james and the Irish never liked the king, the term is mostly used when you're saying something is annoying.

This computer is a jimmy fuck! It's lagging again!

jimmy fuck by sentry354 December 27, 2008

Fuck Jimmy Carter

Noun / Exclamation / Historical Freakout

1. A completely unnecessary phrase shouted when you suddenly remember that Jimmy Carter was president.
2. The official response to literally any minor inconvenience:

“My Wi-Fi is slow. Fuck Jimmy Carter.”
3. A powerful political statement that provides zero actual information but somehow makes your argument sound 73% more dramatic.

“Bro, I dropped my chicken nugget.”
“Damn. Fuck Jimmy Carter.”

Fuck Jimmy Carter by FuckJimmyCarter September 13, 2026

Jimmy Johns Bathroom Fuck 

When you're done eating the Gargantuan sandwich so you take some Gargantuan dick.

frank mccrank: "Hey rhonda let's do the Jimmy Johns Bathroom Fuck"
rhonda: "Hell yeah"

Jimmy Johns Bathroom Fuck by bathroom guy spooky guy April 10, 2025

Jammy Fuck 

1) Someone managing a feat of extreme fluke or percieved skill; such as winning a poker hand on the last card turned, bouncing a pool ball three times around the table, before deflecting it off the white into a pocket.

2) A sweet and tastey act of copulation involving fruit conserve, jam, or jelly being used as a lubricant, before the couple engage in a 69.

"You Jammy Fuck, how the hell did you make that shot?!"

"How do you fancy coming to mine for a jammy fuck tonight"

Jammy Fuck by Dr Insanity February 26, 2009

jimmyfuck 

To aimlessly and mindlessly jiggle, cajole or slap a piece of equipment of which you have no understanding of in the hope that it miraculously 'heals' itself and becomes functional once more.

Bugger!! My laptop froze up!!

Here, lemme jimmyfuck with it.... There you go, good as new.

It's dead now....

It was working when I gave it back to you!

jimmyfuck by UDM1234 October 25, 2011

JimmyFucking 

When your heads on my Jimmy

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