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jimmity jimmity 

I only jimmitied earlier today, but now I'm gonna jimmity jimmity
jimmity jimmity by 1234cover5678 January 14, 2024
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When you only jimmity once.
Yesterday I did jimmity jimmity, today I'll only jimmity.
jimmity by 1234cover5678 January 14, 2024

Flim Flam Jammity Jam 

An alternate way of saying get pranked or get rekt.
Why'd you break my windows?
It's just a prank bro. GET FLIM FLAM JAMMITY JAMMED!

jimminy lummox 

stimpy's conscience, who spend an episode as ren's conscience.. and beats ren over the head with a blunt object whenever ren hits stimpy.
ren: "you idiot!" (smacks stimpy)
*catchy whistle-tune plays in the background.. as a precursor to jimminy lummox clocking ren..*
BAM!!!
jimminy lummox by timpacalypse February 21, 2009

jimminy christmas 

The weakest possible form of JESUS CHRIST! Generally used by people who are either: very old fashioned, or lacking balls (figuratively speaking).
Logan: "Jimminy Christmas, that girl is so pretty. This whole event sure is swell"
Sean: "You mean damn that bitch is fly. this place is poppin.

dad jimmit 

Used in a situation to express displeasure, annoyance, angst, being "fed up", but said situation not warranting as extreme a response as god dammit. Originated in the southeastern U.S. around the late 90's. Also known as the close relative to the phrase dad gum.
DAD JIMMIT! If my computer crashes one more time I'm going to go postal on its ass.

Cubicle nerd: The dad jim Coke machine just ate my dad jim money!
Fellow cubicle nerd: bummer
dad jimmit by Crash D June 26, 2005

jimminy cricket 

Teh cricket uhf doom! The best cricket.
Hey, it's Jimminy Cricket! *swamped by fans*
jimminy cricket by Rath Illuser September 9, 2004
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