jilf

Jellies I'd like to fuck. Especially two next to each other which look a bit like a pair of fruity boobies.

Sod the ice cream, I'll just have some of that lovely strawberry jilf and a tissue please!

by chelsea_steve March 8, 2008

jilf

Jack I'd like to fuck

What a Jilf, i'm sure he's a goer

by Fred Crouch April 28, 2005

jilf

Janitor I'd like to fuck

Man, that new janitor sure is a jilf

by caobj May 13, 2009

JILF

A foxy looking Hebrew with wide hips for continuing the faith.

AePi Bro #1: Who's the smokin' JILF?
AePi Bro #2: That's my sister.
Bro #1: I'd like to show her my 'Woody Allen'
Bro #2: Dude....she's 14. Not cool.

by hipsterjew March 22, 2010

JILF

Jew I'd Like to Fuck

Oh man, did you see that JILF? That's the biggest bonkin' nose I've seen all year!

by Caffine Overdose March 29, 2004

Jilf

Jilf stands for “Jew I’d Like to Fuck”. The more Hebrew, the better. Examples of prominent Jilf’s in current pop culture include Jake Gyllenhaal, Drake, and most importantly, Mort from Family Guy.

“Hey, are you guys still going to muffin night today?”

“Yes, but we have to invite Liam, bro. He’s such a Jilf,

“No kippah, but he can’t come because today’s Hanukkah.”

by Coco Z September 13, 2019

JILF

Janitor I would like to fuck.

Damn, that is a hot Jilf mopping the floor!!

by Henry Harrington IV April 3, 2005