Jilf stands for “Jew I’d Like to Fuck”. The more Hebrew, the better. Examples of prominent Jilf’s in current pop culture include Jake Gyllenhaal, Drake, and most importantly, Mort from Family Guy.
“Hey, are you guys still going to muffin night today?”
“Yes, but we have to invite Liam, bro. He’s such a Jilf,
“No kippah, but he can’t come because today’s Hanukkah.”
“Yes, but we have to invite Liam, bro. He’s such a Jilf,
“No kippah, but he can’t come because today’s Hanukkah.”
by Coco Z September 13, 2019
Get the Jilfmug. 
by TheCheeseburger May 4, 2009
Get the Jilfmug. Nate: Alright I'm telling you, we had a moment.
Bert: Bullshit, no way is Lexi Damarco going out with you, she's a junior!
Nate: I know, she's a total Jilf.
Bert: What's that?
Nate: Jilf, Junior I'd like to-
Bert: Bullshit, no way is Lexi Damarco going out with you, she's a junior!
Nate: I know, she's a total Jilf.
Bert: What's that?
Nate: Jilf, Junior I'd like to-
by anonymous January 31, 2022
Get the Jilfmug. Nate: Alright I'm telling you we, we had a moment.
Bert: Bullshit, no way is Lexi Damarco going out with you, she's a junior!
Nate: I know, she's a total Jilf.
Bert: What's that?
Nate: Jilf, junior id like to f-
Bert: Bullshit, no way is Lexi Damarco going out with you, she's a junior!
Nate: I know, she's a total Jilf.
Bert: What's that?
Nate: Jilf, junior id like to f-
by mexican shrek February 1, 2022
Get the Jilfmug. AePi Bro #1: Who's the smokin' JILF?
AePi Bro #2: That's my sister.
Bro #1: I'd like to show her my 'Woody Allen'
Bro #2: Dude....she's 14. Not cool.
AePi Bro #2: That's my sister.
Bro #1: I'd like to show her my 'Woody Allen'
Bro #2: Dude....she's 14. Not cool.
by hipsterjew March 22, 2010
Get the JILFmug. by Caffine Overdose March 29, 2004
Get the JILFmug.