Jilf stands for “Jew I’d Like to Fuck”. The more Hebrew, the better. Examples of prominent Jilf’s in current pop culture include Jake Gyllenhaal, Drake, and most importantly, Mort from Family Guy.
“Hey, are you guys still going to muffin night today?”
“Yes, but we have to invite Liam, bro. He’s such a Jilf,
“No kippah, but he can’t come because today’s Hanukkah.”
“Yes, but we have to invite Liam, bro. He’s such a Jilf,
“No kippah, but he can’t come because today’s Hanukkah.”
by Coco Z September 13, 2019
by TheCheeseburger May 04, 2009
Nate: Alright I'm telling you we, we had a moment.
Bert: Bullshit, no way is Lexi Damarco going out with you, she's a junior!
Nate: I know, she's a total Jilf.
Bert: What's that?
Nate: Jilf, junior id like to f-
Bert: Bullshit, no way is Lexi Damarco going out with you, she's a junior!
Nate: I know, she's a total Jilf.
Bert: What's that?
Nate: Jilf, junior id like to f-
by mexican shrek February 01, 2022
Nate: Alright I'm telling you, we had a moment.
Bert: Bullshit, no way is Lexi Damarco going out with you, she's a junior!
Nate: I know, she's a total Jilf.
Bert: What's that?
Nate: Jilf, Junior I'd like to-
Bert: Bullshit, no way is Lexi Damarco going out with you, she's a junior!
Nate: I know, she's a total Jilf.
Bert: What's that?
Nate: Jilf, Junior I'd like to-
AePi Bro #1: Who's the smokin' JILF?
AePi Bro #2: That's my sister.
Bro #1: I'd like to show her my 'Woody Allen'
Bro #2: Dude....she's 14. Not cool.
AePi Bro #2: That's my sister.
Bro #1: I'd like to show her my 'Woody Allen'
Bro #2: Dude....she's 14. Not cool.
by hipsterjew March 23, 2010
by Caffine Overdose March 29, 2004