Jilf

Jilf stands for “Jew I’d Like to Fuck”. The more Hebrew, the better. Examples of prominent Jilf’s in current pop culture include Jake Gyllenhaal, Drake, and most importantly, Mort from Family Guy.

“Hey, are you guys still going to muffin night today?”

“Yes, but we have to invite Liam, bro. He’s such a Jilf,

“No kippah, but he can’t come because today’s Hanukkah.”

by Coco Z September 13, 2019

Jilf

Japanese I'd Like To Fuck

jilf jilf jilf jilf!!!

by phil April 20, 2005

Jilf

Jedi I'd Like (to) Fuck

Similair to a milf

While playing Knights of the Old Republic, I realized that Bastilla is a true Jilf.

by TheCheeseburger May 04, 2009

Jilf

Junior Id like to fuck

From the show Cobra Kai

Nate: Alright I'm telling you we, we had a moment.

Bert: Bullshit, no way is Lexi Damarco going out with you, she's a junior!

Nate: I know, she's a total Jilf.

Bert: What's that?

Nate: Jilf, junior id like to f-

by mexican shrek February 01, 2022

Jilf

Junior Id Like To Fuck

From Cobra Kai

Nate: Alright I'm telling you, we had a moment.

Bert: Bullshit, no way is Lexi Damarco going out with you, she's a junior!

Nate: I know, she's a total Jilf.

Bert: What's that?

Nate: Jilf, Junior I'd like to-

by anonymous January 31, 2022

JILF

A foxy looking Hebrew with wide hips for continuing the faith.

AePi Bro #1: Who's the smokin' JILF?
AePi Bro #2: That's my sister.
Bro #1: I'd like to show her my 'Woody Allen'
Bro #2: Dude....she's 14. Not cool.

by hipsterjew March 22, 2010

JILF

Jew I'd Like to Fuck

Oh man, did you see that JILF? That's the biggest bonkin' nose I've seen all year!

by Caffine Overdose March 29, 2004