jeremy the c: hey, what's that in your hand?
Scott Bishop: Oh... just an...oh...uh..
jigglemeelmo...
jeremy the c: my balls smell like crud...
Scott Bishop: (snickers) I love you too jigglemeelmo
Jiggleweather means world is ending and you should take shelter. Your pussy will start shaking and quaking and you will explode and/or Implode. You do not want Jiggleweather to ever happen.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.