A ching chong lil dong, that has big dong desires. This is due to his innate perverted nature. He is the type of guy to look at half-dressed women on Instagram 24/7. He's a quintessential virgin. His life as a virgin brings deep pain but he reconciles this by looking at half-dressed women on Instagram.
Girl 1: ew some creep followed me on Instagram Girl 2: That is such a Jiajin
A certified ling ling. She is a smart, talented, beautiful Chinese girl. She has silky smooth black hair and big brown eyes with 2 rows of eyelashes. She is usually 5'0-5'3 tall. She is insecure even though she is lovely, many people have a crush on her. Jiaying hates muffins. If you know a Jiaying, keep her. She needs A talented smart man whose name especially starts with a D.
The most amazing, smartest and sexiest guy ever. An honest caring gentleman. He is amazing in bed and truly cares for the person he is in love with. Knows how to please a woman. Has a good attitude but can get very mad at times if you say the wrong thing. Will put you before himself. The love of your life forever, usually dates short cute girls with dark long hair. Take your time with him, he may be shy and unattached at first but will love you unconditionally. Undoubtedly, the personification of perfection.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.