Jewsh Bag
1. a Jewish douche bag
2. someone who is being a douche bag because they stole and or wont lend you some money
2. someone who is being a douche bag because they stole and or wont lend you some money
jewsh bag
a jewish douche bag . Primarily referring to that uncle and/or any other family member who berates you for being a young modern jew in today's world, usually this person is a hypocrite and is downright obnoxious. the yenta for te modern male jew.
jewsh bag by Jack Silverberg December 5, 2007
Related Words
jewsh bag • Jewch Bag • Jewish Bagel • Triple Jewish Bagel • Jewishbag • Jewish kike bagel • jewshbaggery • Jewsh • Jewsh Fag • Jesh
Jewish Bag
A Jewish boy who likes bread and is bad at fortnite he rages all the time and his parents always beat him
Jewish Bag by Mr yeet August 14, 2019
Triple Jewish Bagel
A very special bagel, the best of the best. A bagel can only get elevated to this status by
1. being a bagel (duh)
2. being sold by a Jewish company or family or whatever
3. (the most important one!) being touched by a Jew
Only then will you be in possession of the Triple Jewish Bagel.
1. being a bagel (duh)
2. being sold by a Jewish company or family or whatever
3. (the most important one!) being touched by a Jew
Only then will you be in possession of the Triple Jewish Bagel.
Triple Jewish Bagel by omgitsapanda March 11, 2009
Jewish Bagel
Jewish Bagel by Blenderface/Son0fABurrito August 20, 2009
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