Jewsh Bag

1. a Jewish douche bag

2. someone who is being a douche bag because they stole and or wont lend you some money

1.wow Rabbi Hejmanoski don't be a jewsh bag

2. dude i just need 32 cents. dont be a jewsh bag

by CLubPwn March 26, 2009

jewsh bag

a jewish douche bag . Primarily referring to that uncle and/or any other family member who berates you for being a young modern jew in today's world, usually this person is a hypocrite and is downright obnoxious. the yenta for te modern male jew.

"Man, have you met Misha's uncle?"
"Yeah, dude, he's such a jewsh bag"

by Jack Silverberg December 5, 2007

Jewch Bag

A Douch Bag Jew.
A Jewish D-Bag.

See Jewish, Douch Bag

That Jewch bag broke up with my cousin on Valentines day because his mom found out she is a shiksa.

That Jewch bag had it coming cheating on her with every girl on the street corner.

by bebe23 March 3, 2011

Jewch Bag

A Jewish duech bag

Hey, John Stewart, quit being such a jewch bag!

by easy goin October 20, 2010

Jewish Bag

A Jewish boy who likes bread and is bad at fortnite he rages all the time and his parents always beat him

That kid looks like jew
Oh that’s Jewish Bag
is he burnt
Yes cause he is Jewish

by Mr yeet August 14, 2019

Triple Jewish Bagel

A very special bagel, the best of the best. A bagel can only get elevated to this status by
1. being a bagel (duh)
2. being sold by a Jewish company or family or whatever
3. (the most important one!) being touched by a Jew
Only then will you be in possession of the Triple Jewish Bagel.

John: Look, I have a Triple Jewish Bagel!
All: -gasp- All hail the Triple Jewish Bagel!

by omgitsapanda March 11, 2009

Jewish Bagel

Large Roll Of Money.

Check Out Dis Jewish Bagel, I'm Rich As Shit

by Blenderface/Son0fABurrito August 20, 2009