a word used by the incredibly quality faction of The Social Network fandom on tumblr to describe Andrew Garfield and Jesse Eisenberg, as both of them are Jews who were clearly raised by unicorns in a magical forest somewhere
by robin-sparkles November 16, 2010
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the act of a unicorn getting very drunk and partying very hard it accidently hooks up with a jew and gets impregnated. The result is a jewnicorn.
by dimesrule May 22, 2009
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A deliciously Jewish Unicorn. Usually wearing a yamacha on it's one horn, and prancing throughout the plains. When threatened, it will defend it's self using a glistening menorah. It's call can be heard everywhere as "Oy!, I am feeling very veklempt!"
Dave Kelly: Dude, did you just hear that? I think it's a Jewnicorn!
Echo: veklempt,klempt, klempt...where are my good socks?
Jim: uh..that kinda weirds me out...let's go
Dave: NO!, WE MUST OFFER IT LATKAS! It could become hostile, or become riddled with extreme angst and hebrew wizardry!
Jim: uhh..yeah..you do that...I'ma go watch full house...those things are freaking..odd...man...*walks away while watching trees sternly*
Jewnicornriffic...
Echo: veklempt,klempt, klempt...where are my good socks?
Jim: uh..that kinda weirds me out...let's go
Dave: NO!, WE MUST OFFER IT LATKAS! It could become hostile, or become riddled with extreme angst and hebrew wizardry!
Jim: uhh..yeah..you do that...I'ma go watch full house...those things are freaking..odd...man...*walks away while watching trees sternly*
Jewnicornriffic...
by Dave-Rave June 12, 2006
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Someone who has a jose of the greatest proportions.
Jew nose so large, it resembles the horn of a unicorn.
Jew nose so large, it resembles the horn of a unicorn.
by Fwood March 04, 2009
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1. A variety of unicorn that immerses itself in Judaism.
2. A Jewish person who is fascinated by unicorns and/or wishes they were one.
2. A Jewish person who is fascinated by unicorns and/or wishes they were one.
by KC ShadyLyon January 18, 2011
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n. (Ju-neh-korn); a combination of the words Jewish and Unicorn that are defined by a mythological persona of a non-existent being that a jewish, blonde female should display when being approach by a man whose pickup line pertains to his Nazi grandparents.
by MattTheRugger December 06, 2010
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by the jewnicorn January 30, 2010
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