jewn 

A girl; jawn; bitch

Friend 1: Yo Pete, you still have that side jewn?
Friend 2: Nah, I got a new jewn. She bad as shit.

jewn by Chaf Monster January 20, 2014

jewn cena 

A jewish John Cena who can't actually wrestle and catchphrase is "Oy vey"

"The kids in middle school used to call me Jewn Cena because I had a shaved head and big nose" - a little Jew boy

jewn cena by FuckingSavage August 22, 2016

Jewnger 

A ginger, or redhead; of Jewish descent.

My jewnger friend is a gifted photographer.

Jewnger by Bossia January 30, 2010

Jewnited States of America 

The paradisal, prelapsarian Eden that the United States is morphing into under the stewardship of Jewish politicians and billionaire-funded NGOs where the few Caucasians who survived the purges of the 2020s will be sent to work underground in mines or consigned to museums for posterity to delight and inspire the imaginations of the hoards of immigrants who replaced them

The ADL and SPLC are drafting a new constitution for the Jewnited States of America in close consultation with rabbis and Talmudic scholars.

Jewnited States of America by Max Fillpot September 27, 2021

Jewnteenth 

A day in June where Jews celebrate their freedom from slavery by the egyptians

The Jews ate latkes and praised Moses on Jewnteenth

Jewnteenth by machaik June 6, 2013

jewniversity 

A university or college that has a large percentage of Jewish students.

NYU, Yeshiva, U of Maryland, Rutgers, Brandeis, Columbia, CUNY Queens, SUNY Binghamton, Yale, Northwestern, etc....

Good usage: "I go to New York Jewniversity." aka N.Y.Jew.

jewniversity by Jeremizzle May 13, 2006

jewniverse 

where all the jews will live in the future

where all the jews came from

That bitch is from the jewniverse

jewniverse by vikings2326 May 9, 2008