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Jew Cookie 

1. a rude name you call a person when they are anoying you.
2. Also a name you can call people when they dont agree with your notions.
Kyle- "I dont believe that obama will make a good president."
James- " Oh shut the f**k up kyle, your just being a jew cookie. and where do cookies go?? IN THE OVEN!
Jew Cookie by Hitlers_Angel March 28, 2009
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Jew cookie 

When you get a fortune cookie and get no fortune. (it happens)
Yo, my boy Mitch got a fortune cookie and there was no fortune!!!! he got Jew cookied!!
Jew cookie by gainttitzzzzzzzz April 3, 2012

jewcookie 

Specific cookies eaten around the jewish holiday honiika or whatever the hell it is. These cookies are eaten by a jewish monster than in legends, haunts young children and shoves hockey sticks up their butts, while holding them down on the ground against their will.
Damn bro why you being such a jewcookie? You remind me of johnathan Thatcher W*****e.
jewcookie by anonymous November 22, 2021

jewcookie 

Specific cookies eaten around the jewish holiday honiika or whatever the hell it is. These cookies are eaten by a jewish monster than in legends, haunts young children and shoves hockey sticks up their butts, while holding them down on the ground against their will.
Damn bro why you being such a jewcookie? You remind me of johnathan Thatcher W*****e.
jewcookie by anonymous November 22, 2021
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