Jew Cookie

1. a rude name you call a person when they are anoying you.
2. Also a name you can call people when they dont agree with your notions.

Kyle- "I dont believe that obama will make a good president."
James- " Oh shut the f**k up kyle, your just being a jew cookie. and where do cookies go?? IN THE OVEN!

Jew Cookie by Hitlers_Angel March 28, 2009

Jew cookie

When you get a fortune cookie and get no fortune. (it happens)

Yo, my boy Mitch got a fortune cookie and there was no fortune!!!! he got Jew cookied!!

Jew cookie by gainttitzzzzzzzz April 3, 2012

jewcookie

Specific cookies eaten around the jewish holiday honiika or whatever the hell it is. These cookies are eaten by a jewish monster than in legends, haunts young children and shoves hockey sticks up their butts, while holding them down on the ground against their will.

Damn bro why you being such a jewcookie? You remind me of johnathan Thatcher W*****e.

jewcookie by anonymous November 22, 2021

jewcookie

Specific cookies eaten around the jewish holiday honiika or whatever the hell it is. These cookies are eaten by a jewish monster than in legends, haunts young children and shoves hockey sticks up their butts, while holding them down on the ground against their will.

Damn bro why you being such a jewcookie? You remind me of johnathan Thatcher W*****e.

jewcookie by anonymous November 22, 2021

Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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