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jew candy 

The type of candy you don't want to get when trick or treating. The type of candy they only sell in bag form for Halloween.
Hey Butters! Don't go to the Smithstiens they are giving realy bad jew candy this year.
jew candy by Jazy84 November 15, 2007
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jew candy 

money for te jews.
- greg scully
do you want some of my jew candy?
yes i do want some of that jew candy!!!
jew candy by gergandrach June 5, 2009

jew candy bar 

a candy bar full jews blood and guts
dude that jew candy bar tasted like shit
jew candy bar by dylan depalma January 19, 2008

Candi-jew 

According to Jon Stewart, a potential Presidential Candidate who is also Jewish. (aired June 2007)
1) Mike Bloomberg

2) "I really wish Jon Stewart would become a Candi-jew in the 2008 Presidential election!"
Candi-jew by Lizzybeth July 26, 2007

jewcandy 

another word for penis, organ of sexual stimulation
Mollie loves the jewcandy, becuase she is a whore.
jewcandy by Fredrick van Rictenhauf February 7, 2007
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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