jesus fucking h christ! 

Phrase screamed by angry motorists to either local police or state troopers to express extreme disgust over the price of a speeding ticket.

A hundred and some dollars, jesus fucking h christ!

jesus fucking h christ! by bob dick nelly April 15, 2009

jesus h. christ on a tin fucking crutch 

a term used to describe something shocking, or so dumfounded and stupid.

Staff sergeant: jesus h. christ on a tin fucking crutch!, carl what the fucking hell have you done?!

specialist Carl: exactly what you told me to do sergeant I burn the shitter.

Staff sergeant: jesus christ, carl do as I mean not as I say!!

jesus h. christ on a tin fucking crutch by Sparttjbkibweq23SsChief June 15, 2017