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Jerusalem Cruisers

The most simple type sandal. Made up of a bottom and two straps, with one around the ankle, that keep them on. Reminiscent of Old World style because of simplicity. Alt: Any sandals that look like Jesus would've worn.
Brian jumped off that rock and into the lake. His Jerusalem Cruisers kept him from biffing it.
Jerusalem Cruisers by uw22tw July 28, 2010

jerusalem cruisers

Look at that hippie in his jerusalem cruisers
jerusalem cruisers by jenjens July 16, 2008

jerusalem cruiser 

Air jesuses.
Yo where u get dos air jesuses?
jerusalem cruiser by DAVEED November 12, 2003

jerusalem cruiser 

Any rope sandal that is similar in style to the kind that Jesus would have worn.
"Hey, Ryan, where'd you buy the Jerusalem Cruisers?"
jerusalem cruiser by Tony April 24, 2003

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026