jersh 

Jersh. What does Jersh actually mean? Well, it's hard to tell. It's this one thing, you know, that one random thing. You never know it's coming. It's just pops up and you can never forget. It's that one hilarious guy who everyone knows. He's also respectful, trustworthy, and interesting. And if you don't know him, there's something wrong with you. He may not be the one who everyone wants to be, but he's the one that you wish was your best fwend.

He's rare too, you gotta search high and low. There might be another Jersh, but you gotta make sure it's the right Jersh. Out of the current 7 Billion Population, there is a major 0.0000000001%.

P1. Hey, guess what?!
P2. What?!
P1. I SAW A JERSH TODAY!
P2. ARE YOU SURE IT WAS A JERSH?! IT'S TOO RARE TO BE TRUE! ARE YOU SUREEE?!!

jersh by JayVis15 May 23, 2016

New Jersey messy 

Specifically Northern New Jersey messy.

Another way of saying: “It probably mob related without actually saying: “it’s mob related”.

An example would be noticing all of the pizza boxes in Northern New Jersey are exactly the same no matter where you buy pizza; and, being stupid enough to ask the question “why” aloud to the owner of a random shop.

If the owner doesn’t know you as a regular customer the more common answer would be:

“Who fuckin’ wants to know?”.

But, if you are known and liked as a regular customer the shop owner will mutter:

“It’s New Jersey messy”

meaning it’s mob related; and, that you just asked a stupid question.

Friend #1 Is that watch and designer shirt you’re wearing real or knock offs?
Friend #2 It’s New Jersey messy, don’t look too closely.

New Jersey messy by Mind Hunter the Profiler December 22, 2022

Jersey Stomp 

This is when your mate from Jersey is goosed out his mind at an after party and like out of nowhere he legs begin to stomp to imaginary music in his head. This new disco move is set to sweep the nation, everyone should join in

my mate Gerry was going wild last night at the party - he was certainly doing that new phenomenon the 'Jersey Stomp'

Jersey Stomp by Cockney Sparrow April 12, 2012

jersey 6 

a girl from New Jersey that is a 6 on the 1-10 scale, thus meaning since she is slightly better than average, yet far from the top of the scale, she is reduced such exploits as blowing someone under the table of a Seaside Heights bar, or giving access to the back door for the budget price of a Jagerbomb and a place to sleep. They are usually sloppy drunk at the end of the night, and are often seen lighting the wrong end of a cigarette.

Joey: I banged a Jersey 6 last night.

Vinny: I know, bro. She was blowing me.

jersey 6 by Robbie BigSlick September 3, 2010

Jarshitter 

A person that plays video games too much. A person that never puts the controller down even to use the restroom. When a jar shitter has to shit they shit in a jar

Man did you see that guy quick scope me from a mile away... what a Jarshitter

Wow that guy is 30-0 he hasn't died once what a Jarshitter

Jarshitter by TyBundy September 20, 2019

Dirty Jersey Scrambled Eggs

Scramble eggs with chunks of cheddar cheese and onions. While eggs are still cooking, mix in hash browns. Serve with ketchup and a side of pork roll.

Diner Waitress: What can I get you before you head down the shore, hun?

Diner Customer: Dirty Jersey Scrambled Eggs, please.

Dirty Jersey Scrambled Eggs by Bruce Bo December 8, 2019

Jerkhole 

A hole in the ground in which one collects jerks.

"Oh man. MattyPatty has become a good person in this one! He's not an abusive jerkhole!!!" ~MatPat

Jerkhole by Definite_Faller February 1, 2018