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Jersey Swap 

When you’re swimming in the ocean with your boys and each of you takes off his bathing suit, throws it to one another and puts someone else's on. Particularly adventurous if done during the day/in public as it requires a short period of skinny dipping and trust that one of your brothers will throw you a pair of trunks after you throw yours away. Can also be done in a lake or, far less likely, in a pool, because of the clarity of the water and proximity to one other making it hella sus.
Went to go swimming at the beach with some of the boys last night and ended up doing a good ole fashioned Atlantic Ocean jersey swap as well. I left wearing Jeremy's trunk and he's two sizes smaller than me.
Jersey Swap by mufwagoman7 December 12, 2022
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Jersey Swap 

When two guys sleep with the same girl at different times
Dude, did you hear those roommates slept with the game girl? Can’t believe they did a jersey swap!
Jersey Swap by Nighthawk259 March 6, 2021

California Jersey Swap 

When you go to swap jeans with a rando and they are commando with the nastiest uncircumcised dick you've ever seen.
I was doing a California Jersey Swap at the bar and the dude's hood had flies buzzing around it. I'm out!

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026