jerkpot

someone who is a complete ass to everyone around them, more so than a regular jerk; thus, they are a jerkpot.

dude,why are you being such a jerkpot today! quit it!

by Happy Man June 22, 2004

jerkpatrick

When a "so-called" experienced snowboarder completely eats it on the slopes and yardsales like a newbie.

Bra, did you see Kirky faceplant on the bunny trail? That was the most embarassing jerkpatrick eva!

yardsale faceplant

by Granuppie April 21, 2009

jerkpod

A jerk for the new millenium. The same way the iPod is the music listening device for a new millenium.

You jerkpod, you took my last beer!

by Little Mo May 3, 2006

Jerkapottamus

The biggest jerk on the planet...

Why are you such a jerkapottamus?

by Dancingwolf February 5, 2017

Jamaican Jerkpit

When several jamaican men descend into a sandy pit to pleasure themselves, circle jerk style.

"Bro, Kichwa Tembo held an insane Jamaican Jerkpit sesh last night!"

by Jamaican Jerkpit July 20, 2016

Jerkbot

A friendly insult that is aimed at briefly calling someone an idiot. This is quite possibly the best was to insult someone ever, especially if they don't know what it means.

Also abbreviated:
J-Bot
Jerk-Bock
Jerbot
J-B

"OMG. U AER teh jerkbot."

"Why did you get in my way you jerkbot?"

"Why are you being such a huge jerbot?"

by Jermon F'ing Dawlinger November 13, 2005

jerkpoop

A poop taken while jerking off. Can also be used as an insult, best used in the heat of the moment to bring someone down a peg or two.

UGH! I HATE YOU! You're such a jerkpoop!

by SomethingsWrongWithMe May 16, 2011