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someone who is a complete ass to everyone around them, more so than a regular jerk; thus, they are a jerkpot.
dude,why are you being such a jerkpot today! quit it!
jerkpot by Happy Man June 22, 2004
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jerkpatrick 

When a "so-called" experienced snowboarder completely eats it on the slopes and yardsales like a newbie.
Bra, did you see Kirky faceplant on the bunny trail? That was the most embarassing jerkpatrick eva!

yardsale faceplant
jerkpatrick by Granuppie April 21, 2009
A jerk for the new millenium. The same way the iPod is the music listening device for a new millenium.
You jerkpod, you took my last beer!
jerkpod by Little Mo May 3, 2006

Jerkapottamus 

Why are you such a jerkapottamus?
Jerkapottamus by Dancingwolf February 5, 2017

Jamaican Jerkpit 

When several jamaican men descend into a sandy pit to pleasure themselves, circle jerk style.
"Bro, Kichwa Tembo held an insane Jamaican Jerkpit sesh last night!"
A friendly insult that is aimed at briefly calling someone an idiot. This is quite possibly the best was to insult someone ever, especially if they don't know what it means.

Also abbreviated:
J-Bot
Jerk-Bock
Jerbot
J-B
"OMG. U AER teh jerkbot."

"Why did you get in my way you jerkbot?"

"Why are you being such a huge jerbot?"
Jerkbot by Jermon F'ing Dawlinger November 13, 2005
A poop taken while jerking off. Can also be used as an insult, best used in the heat of the moment to bring someone down a peg or two.
UGH! I HATE YOU! You're such a jerkpoop!
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026
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