Spasm Jerk

when you get your Parkinson’s ridden girlfriend to jerk off your penis

‘gorrrrr matey! My girl gave me a nice ol’ spasm jerk yesterday! She couldn’t control herself!’

by retarded salad February 17, 2021

me-jerk reaction

Reacting according to a certain habitual manner; unthinking:

a knee-jerk conservative.

When you talk about issues today, all you seem to hear is a me-jerk reaction.

by Chefspam April 30, 2018

jerking out

The act of jerking off while working out.

Carl: I watched a pornographic film last night of two dudes in a gym jerking out together.

by railwayhandjob1801 November 12, 2015

Super Jerking

I just put this here to tell u I can do 4 strokes per second😹🙏

Super jerking is When u jerk so fast u break the sound barrier and can faze through things like flash

by Acceleration😹🙏 December 1, 2021

Super Jerking

When u jerk off so fast u can’t feel your meat nomo. I can break the sound barrier

Super jerking is when u stroke 4 or more per second only the chosen can do it or - just horny niggas

by Acceleration😹🙏 December 1, 2021

Jerking off onto Lucky Charms

Being at your rock bottom living in your office closet, jerking off with a limp dick and the cum lands in a pile of cereal dust that you had dropped two days ago.

Hey! Have you seen Bob lately?
I heard that he fell off the wagon in is now jerking off onto Lucky Charms.

by Oreosgirlfriend November 9, 2020

Frisbee Jerk

At orgasm, you jerk your hand like your throwing a frisbee, which gets semen all over everything.

I frisbee jerked so hard it got under my bed

by it grinds and jerks May 20, 2011