Jerk Monkey

Someone who is being an asshole and acts immature.

That Jerk Monkey stole my cupcake and slapped me in the face!

by Iceman Cometh March 10, 2009

dirty monkey jerk

Dirty Monkey Jerk is during anal sex, the man reaches his fist in the vagina then orgasms inside the vagina.

I can't wait to go home and dirty monkey jerk her.

by USDrumer June 25, 2014

money phone jerk

A brash, overly confident, and egotistical person who brags about having a lot of money while holding a stack of paper currency to their ear in the form of a money phone.

Devontay: Bro, I'm all about this money hahaha, ain't nobody on my level.
Trayvon: You didn't hear bruh? Jay said, that ain't money over here.
Devontay: *** Holds stacks of 100's to ear***, haha I hear these Benjamins loud and clear bruh, hahaha.
Trayvon: Bruh, we get it, you have money, don't be a money phone jerk

by SirLemuel October 6, 2018

Jerkmonkey

1. An unlikeable person of questionable integrity and personal hygene

2.A person believed to be in a primative state of evolution as well as exhibiting an unlikeable personality

All americans are is a bunch of jerkmonkeys.

by Cambo December 1, 2004