jerk me

when someone masturbates for someone else

tom: will you jerk me?
susan: jerk me?
tom:you know masturbate for me...
susan:oh ok sure;)

jerk me by susan tom June 22, 2016

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jerk me off

1. What you say when you dont wanna hear anything from anyone. Synonomous to: fuckk off, kiss my ass, or anything of that sort.

professor: oh um by the way, i assigned a 10 page paper on nuclear warfare... due next class.

student: ohh jerk me offffff

jerk me off by jennybaybee May 9, 2010

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Jerk me swole

You want a girl the jerk you off buff or you say it when mad or when horny and even being funny.

When you want a girl to "Yes JERK ME SWOLE!" or when horny "I want to be jerked swole." or when mad " FUCKKKKKKK JUST JERK ME SWOLE!" and then finally when happy. "Jerk me swole hahahah!"

Jerk me swole by AnuttaHandjob January 2, 2017

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(Insert name) Jerk Me Off!

1. Great way to confuse people when yelled randomly with someones name in front of it
2. A way to get that persons attention, and attempted them to do it

Example 1: (Insert name) Jerk Me Off!
Tia - How are you doing today?
Dan - Pretty good, you?
Tia - not bad
Steve - Tia, Jerk Me Off!

Example 2: (Insert name) Jerk Me Off!
Eli - Hey you
Sarah - me?
Eli - Yeah
Sarah - What do you want?
Eli - Sarah, Jerk Me Off!

(Insert name) Jerk Me Off! by Cadillac C--Y March 14, 2011