jeremyiah

a real ass nigga who will fuck your bitch at any point from behind and put it in her butt , he gets all the bitches and he got a nice ass too and hes sexy af , everyone should wanna be a jeremyiah

girl: omg jeremyiah is coming , do i look okay

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Jeremyism

A religion to celebrate Jeremys. This religion was created by the Minecraft youtuber Smallishbeans.

I am part of the Jeremyism religion.

by JustAni August 27, 2020

Jeremyism

A religion that Smallishbeans, also known as Joel, on YouTube created. This religion originated in X Life and Joel himself made the Church of Jeremy for it.

The origin story is quite complicated, but our leader, Joel has simplified and written it in the Book of Jeremy. The origin story reads:

"The one true Jeremy contacted player Smallishbeans and told him to create the church of Jeremy.
"The one true Jeremy appreciates when people rename animals after him and wishes this to be spread across the X Life world. He promises longer lives and rumor has it that there is another life after our 10th. The Jeremy life where we live on through the body of Donkey Jeremy.
"Jeremy promises to make your lives here on the server much better and bring you some sick nasty content."

The Book of Jeremy also has 7 rules, which read:

1. If an animal has been given thy name of Jeremy, it can never be renamed.
2. No stealing.
3. You must complete the ceremony to become a follower of Jeremy.
4. You may use the name of Jeremy for your pets.
5. Everyone is allowed as we are all Jeremy.
6. Every year you must walk to Jeremyville and pet Donkey Jeremy (he gets lonely).
7. We don't talk about fight club.

Joel: Hey, can you please become a Jeremy and join my religion?
Lizzie: It's a cult! Jeremyism is a cult!

by AJ Moore August 31, 2020

Jeremyism

A holy cul- religion created by the smallish beans in x-life after a fight with that weird Scottish guy (scott or something?) and being instructed by the one true jeremy!

Joel: Can you join jeremyism?
Jimmy: Y E S
Lizzie: It's a cult!

by Nish to da nash September 6, 2020

Jeremyism

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"Jeremyism" is NOT a cult

by Kajiji Cumberbitch September 17, 2020

Jeremiah Green

Drummer and co-founder of Modest Mouse, one of the greatest indie rock bands of all time. Known for his intricate rhythms and precision behind the kit.

Man, even though Jeremiah Green's beats sound simple, i tried them out and they're quite complex.

by EvenCrooksHaveToPayTheRent April 13, 2011

jeremiah gottwald

a very orange guy from anime

"Is that you orange boy? - Zero
OOOOOOO- jeremiah gottwald

by iceweiner November 29, 2010