jenkin off 

a nickname for your friend if his last name is jenkins

what’s up jenkin off

jenkin off by fronite best game April 20, 2020

Jenking Off 

Jenking off is the act of taking a big whiff of jenkum before jacking off, using the left over sewage from the jenkum bottle as lubricant.

I heard Steve jenking off in the bathroom at school.

Jenking Off by School Wizard February 27, 2011

Jerkin' off Stalefish 

The act of masturbating with your arm under your raised leg imitating the skateboarding maneuver, replacing the skateboard with your penis.

yo tommy i totally walked in on ryan jerkin' off stalefish today.

Jerkin' off Stalefish by bigdonghealey May 7, 2011

Jenking Off 

What Chicago White Sox fans do when Bobby Jenks comes into the game in the 9th Inning to close it out

"Dude we're up 6 to 5 going into the top of the ninth. I can't believe how hard I'm Jenking Off right now".

Jenking Off by hedup34 May 1, 2009

Jerkin' Off In The Garbage

V. (Jakin' Aff In Da Gabage)Always spoken in an imitation "Jersey Accent." Refers to one who is neglecting there responsibilities to a group of people, leaving the others to assume they were abandoned for some unknown, obscure reason.

Dean: Hey guys where is James, did he bail on us?

Nick: That bastard, he's probably sittin' over in the corner there, jerkin' off in the garbage.

Jerkin' Off In The Garbage by Harry Niss October 24, 2011

jerkin off 

jerkin off is a young guy's favorite pastime.

It's "No-Nut November", so I haven't been jerkin off, but when do, I'm really gonna cum a bucket!

jerkin off by eda-skip November 21, 2022

Jonkin' Off 

One's act of masturbation.

Man, I love Jonkin' Off.

Jonkin' Off by Jonkin Jonk June 15, 2017