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A Jeneen is a girl you can count on. She's the nice girl that everyone likes. She's the first one to get balloons for her birthday in high school. She's athletic, smart, and musically inclined, spending her time equally between soccer, studying, and band camp. She's not one of THOSE band camp girls, though. Jeneens who sit next to you inevitably become your best friend. They aspire to a higher calling, pursuing a profession that requires a lot of heart and a strong constitution.
"One time, in band camp..." Oh, never mind. Jeneen was there!

"Thank goodness she has balloons with her name on them for her birthday. I would never know how to spell 'Jeneen'."

"Oh, she's a Jeneen. Of course, she'll grow up to be a veterinarian. Talk to her about dogs and she'll be your friend. And if you need your turtle's head to come out of it's shell, she'll poke it in the ass for you (from 'The Truth about Cats and Dogs,' with Janeane Garofalo)."
Jeneen by pureecstasy February 4, 2010
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A Jeneen is a girl with so much kindness and pettiness in her heart at the same time. A jeneen is also that girl where youautomatically turn into her best friend just by sitting next to her. A Jeneen also can kill for food. A Jeneen is not the type of person you talk to in the morning.
Jeneen loves Swedish fish
jeneen by Gigidavid December 15, 2016
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jensen ackles 

Extremely attractive male who is most commonly known for playing Dean Winchester on CW's Supernatural. Very naturally funny, smart, sweet and talented. Married to Daneel Ackles and father to their child, Justice Jay (aka JJ) Ackles. Apparently protective on set. Likes country music because he was born in Texas, but has semi adapted to his character's music taste of classic rock. All around good person. Apparently very protective of the women on set. Isn't that adorable.
*During sex scene in the show*

Girl: *walks towards the camera after taking her clothes off*
Jensen: *is waiting right behind the camera with an open robe for her to walk into*
Jensen: Good take.

Every female: *cries because Jensen Ackles is a perfect man*

jensen ackles 

Jensen Ackles, the most sexiest man to ever live. He plays the sexy, funny, and smug character Dean Winchester on the BEST SHOW EVER, Supernatural.
Girl1: OMG Jensen Ackles is literally daddy
Girl2: Can Jensen marry me, ugh, i love him.

jensen ackles 

a very hot dude who plays as Dean Winchester in the CW show Supernatural. In the show he loves pie , his car , and his Sammy.
"bring me some pie "
"don't touch my car "
"don't touch my Sammy!!!"

Jensen ackles "i just picked up these pants because i was in a hurry and i didn't know they had a hole in the knee"
Jared padalecki "and you did't think to look and see if they had a hole in the knee"
Jensen ackles "i was in a hurry"
jensen ackles by samanddeansgirl21 September 21, 2020

Going Janeen 

When someone goofs so you go absolutely batshit crazy on them. Typically used on retail employees when they act and/or treat you like a fucking idiot.
Person 1: Did you see her yell at that Walmart cashier?
Person 2: Yeah, she was going Janeen on them!
Going Janeen by skehjgwg September 7, 2019
Janeen is an angel . She appears at the most unexpected time with her heart of gold and changes your whole life around with just her smile . She is funny , witty , and she knows how to.make your heart feel.right at home. She is an amazing mother and she puts everyone else before her in everything. She's got the most beautiful brown eyes, and soft skin. She has the best sense of humor , the kind.that doesn't laugh at others but only with others. She is beautiful from the inside out . The favorite part of her day is making yours .
GiverAngelloverbooty

Janeen has the best booty.

She'd make the best lover because of her passion for others.

She's an angel
Janeen by Music Boy April 25, 2013
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
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Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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