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the king of funny

the omnipotent funny
you are so funny, jelqob must have blessed you
jelqob by RobbieRage November 2, 2020
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Jellobow 

Similar to a rainbow, but is instead all of the colors of jello lined up in the order of a rainbow.
Jello Jellobow
Jellobow by VGXDylan March 17, 2009

Jellobadger 

The sexual act of 2 people climbing into a tree and the person getting fucked if covered in jello.
Billy asked Tommy if he wanted to get jellobadgered.
Jellobadger by BitchBoyVert October 10, 2022

Jelloboi_56 

The coolest little kid to exist on youtube with a whopping 14+ subs and makes awesome warzone and other random games as his sister view hogs 5k views on youtube shorts while he struggles. (She is still a good sister)
Person 1: Did you see that shitty new Jelloboi_56 video

Person 2: What do you mean shitty??? That cute kitty was awsome!!

Person 3: Who the fuck is jellyboy??

Person 1&2: ITS JELLOBOI
Jelloboi_56 by JelloMAN56 July 29, 2023

jelqodactyl

A beautiful creature created by the art of the jelq and makes you erect just by sight of it.
Tony: Dude why the fuck are you so bonered right now?
Jay: I just saw the magnificent jelqodactyl you fucking twat.
jelqodactyl by JJelq December 18, 2023
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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