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Jelly Twat 

1. A combination of the words Jelly and Twat. 2 Literally some Jelly on a twat. 3. A highly gelatinous Twat. 4. A highly gelationous person who you would degregate by referring to them as a twat.

The word comes from a Dane Cook about a couple he overheard in a grocery store arguing about Jelly. In the story the man calls the woman a Twat. Comedy Gold!
"What are you looking at you filthy Jelly Twat" or more importantly "Oh yeah, get the Jelly you fucking Jelly Twat"
Jelly Twat by eeentropyyy January 13, 2008

Jelly-Twat 

Someone who instigates nothing-fights as per Dane Cook's joke.
My girlfriend was being a real jelly-twat when she did not inform me of the jelly situation in the house.
Jelly-Twat by Hippo8Me August 30, 2010

twat jelly 

while a girl is being space docked, the orgasm that occurs results in all the gooey substances lining the vagina to be shot out. In some instances, the man would use the twat jelly as a condiment in a peanut butter sandwich.

NOte: can be used as lubrication for further space docking
When i was shoving my frozen shit into that bitches ass, she shot her twat jelly all over me.
twat jelly by Glennah August 30, 2006

Jellywater 

Referring to a man's dripping hair gel, through either melting or being washed out.
"It was hot out today, ended up getting jellywater on my trousers after I fell asleep in the sun.
Jellywater by clorkson23 June 25, 2022

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026