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That one random guy I emailed for fun while just messing around.

jeffery1 "hey have you seen my friend"
jeffery2 turns around "oh, you talking about me?"
jeffery1 "yeah, I was just gonna tell you about your XtraMath™ extended warrenty!"
jeffery2 blocks him and starts doing a lot of XtraMath™

jeffery2 by stinky.pinky February 9, 2024

Words you can keep

Jeffery Bezos

A CEO/Entrepreneur who was born in 1964.

Jeffery Bezos, Jeffery Bezos, Jeffery Bezos: You did it!

Jeffery Bezos by gay.sea.otter July 13, 2021

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Alshon Jeffery

A term used for dropped footballs

That guy: I’m open *ball slips out of hands*
That guy just did an Alshon Jeffery

Alshon Jeffery by Kidswillbekids April 25, 2019

Jeffery Perkins

The realest you’ll ever meet from Twitter to irl. If you mess with Jeffery you mess with the gang so watch yourself 😈

Guy: Did you hear about that gang that got completely wiped out the other day?

Guy 2: Yeah, I heard Jeffery Perkins’ gang rolled up on them.

Jeffery Perkins by Wormdog September 17, 2020

jefferyanity

A religion where believers would pray to their God, Jeffery Cheuk Huang Li, God of sex and anal love

I believe in ‘jefferyanity’ so i am a jefferist

jefferyanity by Shhsbau December 7, 2021

jeffery woods

A guy who became the badass creepypasta now known as Jeff the killer

Yo isnt jeffery woods amazing

jeffery woods by CryingTylor February 28, 2020

Jeffery Krajic

Only the greatest history teacher ever. Always has clean hair and shoes.

"Did you see Jeffery Krajic?"
"Yeah his shoes are sick!"

Jeffery Krajic by Hellahotteapot October 21, 2021

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026