Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Jealous Much? 

Strictly speaking, the phrase "Jealous Much?", means "are you very jealous?", that is to say it is question rather than a statement.

By contrast, it can be turned into a statement simply by reversing the order of words. Thus "much jealous" would mean "I am very jealous".

Unfortunately, most people today have a flagrant disregard for proper syntax, and so the distinction between the two has become blurred.

However, the literature on the subject is very unambigous on the matter, and most experts consider the word order to be so important that both question marks in written work, and intonation in speech are irrelevant. That is to say, the question mark may be freely omitted from "Jealous much?" without affecting the meaning, while any stray question marks in "¿Much jealous?"are to be ignored.
Person 1: Jealous much?
Person 2: Much jealous.
Person 1: Would you care to elaborate on that.
Person 2: No.

Jealous Much? 

This is a completely erroneous statement. Jealously is being protective and guarding of what you have. The desire for what others have is envy, not jealousy.
A: "Jealous much?".
B: "you mean, envious much?, fool".
A: "What? You're just jealous".
B: "You don't even know what jealous means".
A: "Huh?"
B: "Exactly"
Jealous Much? by CalmEddie January 23, 2013

Jealous Much? 

Simply another way of saying "I'm so jealous"

Also can be used as a question.
Sam-I have that new game you wanted.
Jake-OMG, jealous much!

or

Susie-I'm loads hotter than you. Jealous much?
Jealous Much? by Natalieee. August 25, 2008

Jealous much? 

A phrase Facebook moms use when someone is saying the truth about something shitty but the Facebook moms can't accept the truth so they just say that the person is jealous.
Random fucker: this dress is so ugly and plain!
Facebook mom: jealous much? 😂🥴😒
More from Urban Dictionary

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
Load more