jazzy trumpet

The act of giving oral to the rectum or penis in short bursts, much like one giving a jazz solo for a trumpet.

Suzy gave me a jazzy trumpet yesterday and it felt like she was trying to spit in my urethra.

by jimmies be rustled April 26, 2014

Jazz Trumpet

An extremely loud, stern fart which sounds like a single note of a jazz trumpet.

May result in 'burning arse hole' situation for several seconds or could just be an uncontrollable, unexpected fart. It varies

'oof, that was a jazz trumpet and a half'
'oww, that jazz trumpet burned my rectum'

by janeybabey February 10, 2010