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jazzy jeff 

the act of being unceremoniously tossed out of a bar/nightclub by bouncers in the technique employed by Phillip Banks when Will's friend Jazz wanted to stay for dinner.
"As soon as Ben showed his dick to the girl at the bar he got Jazzy-Jeffed by that bouncer with the squint"
jazzy jeff by Eggnog February 10, 2005

Jazzy Jeff 

Forcibly eject or get rid of.

Orig: Having done or said something inappropriate, Jeffrey A. Townes' character on the show The Fresh Prince of Bel Air was often literally thrown out of the Banks household by Uncle Phil.
"I got into an altercation with the doormen and got Jazzy Jeffed out of the club."

"She was sending me like twenty texts a day so I Jazzy Jeffed her."

"After eight years, it was time to Jezzy Jeff the Republicans from office."
Jazzy Jeff by Jazzy Ben December 15, 2008

jazzy jeff 

1. will smith's best friend in fresh prince of bell air
2. to ejaculate
3. some one who's the shit
You think you're jazzy jeff don't you? How about I jazzy jeff in yo mouth?
jazzy jeff by BAG-HEAD! August 9, 2006

[Jazzy Jeff] 

verb To respectfully leave one's friend(s) or partner(s) behind as your career continues to skyrocket. Ant. Garfunkel
"Now that my book is on the Times Bestseller List, guess I'll Jazzy Jeff the old writers group.
[Jazzy Jeff] by FrancesL July 5, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026